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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Trim me down. make me round..

You know you are getting fat when:

1- People noticed how chubby you are. Ayat penyata biasa, "eh eh, dah naik la badan kamu" atau "wahhh bahagia sekarang? (ayat ni perlu dibaca between those lines).

2- When you feel the fav t-shirt are getting smaller to you. Eh, kenapa T-shirt ni mengecil? berkata sambil menghempas t-shirt itu ke dinding.

3-Bila kamu berjalan, perut akan bergoyang-goyang. (sila perhatikan dengan lebih mendalam)

4-Atau sedang melambai-lambai, kamu akan terasa momentum lelemak di bahagian bawah lengan akan terasa lebih lagi. Heh.

5-Jeans yang dipakai macam sarung nangka yang sedang balut buah nangka yang dah besar.

6- When you sit, you will suprise by the existance of flat tyres around your waist. Sungguh tak selesa!

7-When you lay down, you can see your stomach developed successfully. Enough said.

8-Bila jumpa tangga, kamu akan mengelakkannya. Baik naik lif? Sebab selalu mengah!

9-You are avoiding mirror whenever you can. Lihat ketembaman diri sendiri.

10- bila kamu rapatkan tangan ke badan, tiada ruang lagi kerana lelemak perut dah mula mengembang macam doh donut. Huwaaaa!

hey! it's not funny okay??
I'm doomed.

3 comments:

MiSzEniGmA said...

me no. 4..so, kite lambai ala2 queen elizabeth je la..ahahaha

aeryn said...

ahaks

u are notttttttt that serioussssss (wonder pets stylor)

im gonna do something,

i like stairs! harini dah panjat 7 tingkat

tetapi adekah menjadi?

huwaaaa

smoochyn said...

err...sy no comment././(lari2 anak,sambil tutup muke ngn tapak tangan..)..ngeh..