Showing posts with label even cutter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label even cutter. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Trim me down. make me round..

You know you are getting fat when:

1- People noticed how chubby you are. Ayat penyata biasa, "eh eh, dah naik la badan kamu" atau "wahhh bahagia sekarang? (ayat ni perlu dibaca between those lines).

2- When you feel the fav t-shirt are getting smaller to you. Eh, kenapa T-shirt ni mengecil? berkata sambil menghempas t-shirt itu ke dinding.

3-Bila kamu berjalan, perut akan bergoyang-goyang. (sila perhatikan dengan lebih mendalam)

4-Atau sedang melambai-lambai, kamu akan terasa momentum lelemak di bahagian bawah lengan akan terasa lebih lagi. Heh.

5-Jeans yang dipakai macam sarung nangka yang sedang balut buah nangka yang dah besar.

6- When you sit, you will suprise by the existance of flat tyres around your waist. Sungguh tak selesa!

7-When you lay down, you can see your stomach developed successfully. Enough said.

8-Bila jumpa tangga, kamu akan mengelakkannya. Baik naik lif? Sebab selalu mengah!

9-You are avoiding mirror whenever you can. Lihat ketembaman diri sendiri.

10- bila kamu rapatkan tangan ke badan, tiada ruang lagi kerana lelemak perut dah mula mengembang macam doh donut. Huwaaaa!

hey! it's not funny okay??
I'm doomed.